I have come to the following biting realization after hours of scholarly research and heartbreaking discovery on the topic of owls (which may or may not have been specially requested by the zoo):
Some baby owls are cute.
And some...not so much.
"Yeah that's right baby, I just don't think this is gonna work out..."
"I'll pop a cap in his ass..."
The really sad thing is that I could do this sort of thing all day.
Over and out.