Dear Drunk/High Russian-to-English Cartoon Dubbers,
You make life a little more hilarious sometimes, with your insane translating (dis)abilities.
Beware! This cartoon is not for the faint of heart. In fact, it is almost unwatchable:
There are no words for this monstrosity...except maybe that it is completely crazy and you gotta love the fact that there are actually people out in the world who thought this was okay for little children to watch.
This one is positively frightening, you might have nightmares:
I have to get my hands on the Last Bride of the Dragon VHS! It is a work of pure nonsensical magic.
PS. Just one more (I swear!) This one has scary-awesome animation and is more in the vein of Last Bride: